What a load of shite.

If I asked an intern to do something and then review their work is that eroding my ability to work?

Remember when Exxon poisoned a large portion of the coastline of Alaska?

Cool dudes

I assume they mean half the system ram because if they hiked it to 1.3x the opening price for half the vram then there’s literally no return on that

Wow, no, it is half the vram. What a pointless turd machine.

Aw no more pi-thon

How did they ever get this groundbreaking information?!

There’s security guards but nobody’s stopped me going through the gate yet (when it’s closed on me)

I think it relies on you calling someone to help you open the gate

Not the RFID gantries, they’re still there at the exits and toilets…

These are horrible scifi-looking perspex doors which shut you into the checkout area if they think you’re trying to skip paying. You can pull them apart with your hands with a bit of motor resistance but an alarm goes off.

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Good. I fucking hate them.

Do the work yourself and then wait ages while the one checkout assistant deals with everyone else’s issues because your checkout is happily accusing you of theft. Bullshit cost saving at the expense of the customer experience.

Don’t even get me started on Asda’s dystopian AI security gates. Want to take your young child for a piss? ACCESS DENIED! Try to open the gate manually? ALARM! ALARM! SOMEONE IS TRYING TO ASSERT THEIR HUMANITY!

I prefer the idea of plug it on and go get lunch and take a piss and have a stretch, rather than have to stand there with it for a few mins and then do all that other stuff.

Claude, create an innovation which will dwarf what cloud and mobile unlocked. There we go. I’m a bit of an innovator.