• Waterpumpee@lemmus.org
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    22 days ago

    Nice, still waiting for teeth regrowth, colonoscopy not involving fingers up my ass or a diet drug available for me tho. Feels like this shit wont hit market until the planet has been literally cooked.

    • LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz
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      21 days ago

      You can already poop in a box and mail it off instead of fingers up the ass. – https://www.cologuard.com/

      GLP-1 is already a diet drug that’s available to most people.

      2/3 of your hopes already exist. Maybe not for everyone, maybe it’s out of your price range, but they exist.