





Nice, still waiting for teeth regrowth, colonoscopy not involving fingers up my ass or a diet drug available for me tho. Feels like this shit wont hit market until the planet has been literally cooked.
You can already poop in a box and mail it off instead of fingers up the ass. – https://www.cologuard.com/
GLP-1 is already a diet drug that’s available to most people.
2/3 of your hopes already exist. Maybe not for everyone, maybe it’s out of your price range, but they exist.