I hate it when people don’t speak in languages from this dimension

I’d be violently upset if I knew my browser was downloading what appears to be a whole node_modules directory before I could jerk off

• web browser: piracy tool
• JavaScript dev console: piracy tool
• curl: piracy tool
• TCP/IP: piracy tool
• Router: piracy Tool
• laptop: piracy tool
• morse code: piracy tool

TVs are also piracy tools used for viewing pirated content

Film studios are piracy tools. 100% of pirated films were produced in a film studio

this is how they sound to me

ban everything to prevent piracy

or just kill the need for it

I’m not going to pay apple to show me ads while I watch slow horses