I worked tech support in a call center, a thousand years ago.

Telling people to click on the “big blue E” was used nearly every call. Not much has changed.

He did not. He made learning exciting though.

Ours got his tie caught in a belt sander. If it wasn’t for a quick thinking kid who pulled the cord…

He did get some chin sanding in, which is nice.

On the internet, everyone is a warrior. But in public, there’s barely anything. I agree with “eerily quiet”. Apt description.