Die Mart Die

;_;

Or you could do as I did when some annoying guy asked me to “help him” with CS homework (actually wanted me to write the entire app for him, and refused to actually learn). I don’t remember what it was actually about, but I sent him something like:

import sys as s
class Main:
  def __init__(slef, av):
    slef.teh_arguments =av;
  #enddef;
  def main(sefl):
    doSomething();
    do_something_else(sefl.teh_arguments);
    pls_DontDothis();
  #enddef;
#endclass;
if(__name__[2:6]== 'main'  ):
  Main(s.argv).main();
#endif

It didn’t go well with his professor. I wonder if he’s a vibe coder now

Python and Lua would like to have a word with you

There’s Loops.video for people that want a federated TikTok

Oh yes! Most DS games would be perfectly fine without the touch screen.

I don’t know much of its library, but most games I played can be perfectly ported to a system with regular gamepads. I could see an RTS benefitting from a touch screen, but those are rare and can perfectly be a virtual pointer like in e.g. Warcraft 2 for the PSX.

Edit: if ported to PC, a mouse is the superior choice for real time strategy

I would love:

• a custom level editor/mods for Krusty’s Fun House (NES) and the Adventures of Lolo trilogy (NES)
• Adventure Island 4 (NES) remake with support for multiple items in extra buttons like in Ocarina of Time
• Gargoyle’s Quest 2 (NES) without the horrid slowdowns
• Megaman Legends (PSX) and Syphon Filter trilogy (PSX) with better controls and bugfixes (SF grenade logic is horrible: may kill you from a kilometer away or ignore you if you’re hiding behind a paper-thin object)