I’ve made it a point to give them very little of my data over the years. I recently applied for a job there because I have a friend that works there. Now they know fucking everything about me. I would not put it past them to be keeping data collected from applicant résumés somewhere as well.

Yeah, I set mine on the ledge of the window sill and have never had a problem.

I played craps with Soulja boy once in Tahoe. Dude kept throwing $100 on the horn bet or the high low (can’t remember which, but both pretty bad odds) he hit like 3 of them. Took a selfie with him. It was one of the most random experiences of my life. It is only because of that that I knew he launched a failed videogame console because a handful of people reacted to my story about playing craps with him asking if he tried to sell me a console. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.